Thursday, May 29, 2008

10 top secrets of women



















If you think that women do always mean what they say, chances are, you’re wrong. Many a time, they will say something and mean the exact opposite. And leave you puzzled wondering what’s on her mind? Here are some top secrets of women, laid bare.

Surprise her
Women are fond of surprises. They believe that they should be surprised at least once a manth.

Be a man
No matter how modern and independent they are, they will want you to be “the man” Even the take-no-prisoners woman will wants to be taken care of by a man somehow. That could mean you take charge in bed, know how to fix the car and kill spiders, or even just carry big suitcases for your woman. When you act all manly, it makes them feel more feminine.

Call ‘em pretty
Women always have this on their mind and they always deny it. Each woman wants to feel like a beauty queen and demand royal treatment from her man.
They want to be told they are beautiful, better still if they’re called sexy.

Women also believe in fairy tales and will look at a man in the first 30 seconds as if he could be the prince charming in waiting.

Am I fat?
You would have heard her ask, time and again. No matter how dkinny women are, they never consider themselves thin. So brace yourself for the inevitable question. “Am I looking fat in this, honey?”

Good sign!
A soon as they find out your sign, they start reading your horoscope obsessively, looking for any sort insight into your character, trying desperately to figure you out.

Jealous as hell
Women get jealous. As hell. They might deny it but the fact is they get extremely jealous even if their man talks to a random woman or a friend. Your woman might pretend to act nice but inside her a jealousy volcano is about to erupt.

Scared about mothers
Yes, they love their mothers, and for that matter are scared that they will turn into their mothers.
They admire mothers and think mothers are the most amazing women on the planet. But just don’t want to be them. That’s why one of the worst insults you can hurl at a woman is, “You’re acting just like your mother.”
But here’s one that’s even worse: “You’re acting just like my mother.” “Wink”

Boys, boys, boys
In fact, women spend hour upon hour with their girlfriends analyzing everything you do, say, imply, talk about, don’t say, don’t do, the way you look at them, the different ways you’ve answered the phone, how you dress when you see them, just to figure out whether you like them or not.

You cheater!
They know when you are cheating. Women have inbuilt instincts and an emotion system which beeps and alerts when their man is cheating. No matter how big of a player you are you would always be caught.

The last secret
Don’t ever share secrets with a woman; She is a part of the best news network. Enough said.Compiled by Francis P Barclay

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